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Funny redneck dating jokes

"I might be missing teeth, but that just leaves more room for your tongue." "Like my belt buckle? If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you...

I’m about to get picked up for a blind date, can you call me in a half hour just in case it’s going bad? Sure enough after twenty minutes Raquel was discreetly checking her watch.

We’ll speak.” Raquel gave herself a quick spray of perfume, checked herself out one more time in the mirror, and headed outside to wait for the guy.

After ten more long minutes her phone finally buzzed.

Cause I got the STD all I need is U Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd sure shootin' put U and me together.

You ever have one of those moments when an old friend sees or hears something and comments, Well, now I’m getting those thoughts about the owners of this site. The good news is that these Dating jokes were compiled by our researchers, who I have been told to refer to as “comic geniuses” for reasons that elude me. And judging by that sexist comment, I’m wondering if the owners didn’t just hire my uncle. Finish on a high, they said, but nobody told this guy.

However, they left me to write the descriptions, so here goes.

No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22-ft Bayliner to perform.